concatulations!!

(t/n: congratulations for cats) you've found momiji's secret page :3

who is momiji?

she is my sweet cheese. my terrible elf. in literal terms she is my 3 year old cat. her vet and I worked together for a grueling fifteen seconds to guesstimate when she was born (shelter baby) and her government birthday is now April 20.

what is momiji?

momiji is a tortoiseshell. she was born with no tail and has been medically determined as "just fine".

very blurry photo of a kitten

here is her image when she was in maximum baby mode 2021

why is momiji?

my roommate adopted a cat and he (the cat) needed a friend (momo). I also needed a friend (momo) and for my $200 gamer boy chair to be destroyed utterly by tiny claws (momo's claws). also because my bank account was getting a little too comfortable, so I needed to start spending dozens of dollars a month on kitty food. I love her so much. I have always wondered what it would be like to have a pet sand cat. Now I have a Momo, and I wonder no longer.

where is momiji?

when is momiji?

all the time, all the time.

Can I get a star chart on that cat?

momo's natal chart report

can I go back now?

bye-bye!